I Think I'm Going to Hell

"Now copy and repost this;
if you don't you'll have bad relationships for 69 years.
> By 12 am tonight your one true love will realize how much they want you.
> If you don't repost this, you will have bad luck for your entire life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I think by now I'd be destined for the 19th level of Hell. I've been cursed 69 years of bad relationships, I'm gonna have bad luck for the rest of my life, I will never find true love, and I'm gonna lose more than a parent, sibling and friend. I'm quite sure I speak for millions others. I'm still not forwarding that chain mail. If I get to the 19th level of Hell, I'll make friends with the devil.

I say eden is in the eyes of the beholder, and luck is fair. Love is unconditional and blood is forever.

IF YOU DON'T COPY THIS WHOLE POST AND REPOST IT IN AN EMAIL AND SEND TO EVERYONE ON YOUR CONTACT LIST, YOU WILL ALSO HAVE BAD LOVE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE AND for bonus JOIN ME IN HELL!! There's no turning back now! You've read this and it sticks in your heart until you satisfy yourself by sending this email! WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO?

今までまだ美しくらいのチェーンメールを見る。
And I do forward the few that are. To people who are the type who would spend time to contemplate the world in a grain of sand; to people who care more about the content, not the curses at the end.